R.I.P.

 

PARKER THE LOVELY:
One Badass Foxhound

 

With an appetite for meat sticks,
joggers, and 5am walks.

One time, Lady McBeth put a plaid scarf
around his neck and took him for a walk.
The scarf fell off, and Lady gasped, “Oh Parker, your scarf”.
Badass Dog sat down and waited for Lady to tie the scarf back on.
Later on the walk, Lady and Baddass Dog came across
a shady figure on the other side of the street.
Badass Dog’s lips started to curl, and he was getting
ready to unleash his attitude.
Lady reminded him, “Parker, be nice”,
to which Badass Dog let out a sigh, dropped his head
and put the breaks on attack-mode.
It was all rather remarkable.
He was a sucker for pretty girls,
and had his own style of diva dog behaviour.